A full 3-minute-heartbreak rendition of Lick My Love Pump. It gets a little George Winston Autumn there in the middle, but nice job, Mr. Sad Pants.
Big Bottoms. Nobody in the bar is listening to these guys, which makes me sad. I’m listening, bar dudes. I’m listening.
The same Super Mario dudes cover Sex Farm. Who the fuck are these guys, and how do I give them all of my money?
Super Mario plays Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You. No I’m not kidding. Also, I don’t know who these guys are, but I think I love them.